
Mario Kart Wii Online Review
1) I am horrible at first person shooters
2) When playing sports games people always pick the best teams while I pick my favorite team.
3) People exploit mistakes in the game to beat you.
etc. etc. etc.
Then why is it that I am enjoying playing Mario Kart for the Wii online so much?!? I think the basic premise is that Mario Kart is designed to even out the playing field. For those not familiar with the basic rules of Mario Kart I will explain. It is your basic racing video game except that you play as one of the many characters from the Nintendo universe. You also are able to run across boxes that give you certain items that you can use against the other racers to better your position. The worse your position is the better weapon you can get to fire at the other racers. So someone in 12th place will get something that can do a lot of damage and the person in 1st place can hardly do anything to the other racers. This gives you the false sense that you are always able to win.
Last night I was racing 11 other people and kept falling off the sides of the track. About 20 seconds from the end of the track I am in last place. I managed to get the bullet item which turns your cart into a bullet, makes you go really fast and controls all steering for you. I managed to jump all the way to 5th.
Even though I did not come close to winning I still had fun. That is the beauty of Mario Kart when you play online. You may not win, but chances are you will get the satisfaction of screwing over a bunch of people at the last second.
Now I will let you know how GTAIV is once I get ahold of a copy.


